I'm Not Eating There (Poorly Named Restaurants)

File under Engrish and/or Found Porn. From Ashley V.

Avoid the white pizza




And such an expensive sign, too.


I wasn't a phat phuc until I started eating here.


No thanks, you can have it.


Sure is dark in there








Thank you, I just had it stuffed.




At least they're honest.





What kind of "things"?


Try the Revenge Platter for an unforgettable dining experience.






With or without peanuts






Better than schweddy balls, I suppose.


If I could shit gold, I'd keep it to myself


Try the fresh jam


Well... it does make you hungry