Hilarious Comments To A Foreign Menu

It’s always funny to look at foreign menus. Especially, when you have a friend with a good sense of humor to comment on the things you read while waiting for your order.

“Oh Really?”

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I started out chuckling, then got progressively louder each time.

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“I think I’ll have the cowboy pick, or maybe the cowboy LEG?!?! I really wish I could shit you.”

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What’s in a rurality salad? Country Music and buckshot?

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I was so stunned by the English blunders herein, I had to buy the menu from them. Can you imagine the scene when that happened? I’ll never forget it. They couldn’t decide whether to be flattered or confused.

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Can I get Retchup on the side?

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I’m not quite that hungry, thanks.

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Um… Is this vegetarian, then?

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I didn’t know cucumbers had feet, let alone hooves.

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what’s with all the verbs? But man, you had me at sweet and sour bone.

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Bartender, I’ll have the usual!

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wow, they love their cowboy meat here.

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hold the foliage please.

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Am I the only one turned on now? Guys? Anyone?

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1 article pot: hometown? what the shit?


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the scorn adds that little extra kick.

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Nah, I think I’ll just have a Papsi.

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maybe they should eat more words plum.

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I’m starting to get nauseous at this point, but I’m still laughing. It gets better.

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Wow – glad to know there are three “ignedients,” but what ARE THEY?

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Aren’t these kung fu moves?

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Is this like supersizing or what?

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Do French Crips do drive-bys as well?

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Do I order this or agree with it?


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Does anyone order the “Strange Flavour of inside Freasure?”

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man fruit? is that a euphemism?

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Double boiled frog for dessert? does that come ala commode?

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mordacity: a disposition to biting. Well, I should hope so. It’s a PIZZA – does it come in suppository form?

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well, then, what the hell is it?

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black bowel and cowboy leg? Add candlelight and you have yourself a date.

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Isn’t this a show on CBS?

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I passed on this.

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lol. just pure lol.

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how do you numb vegetables? and what’s fuck silk? satin?

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What happens if I get that to go?

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And with that, I’m stuffed. Duck Bukkake always makes me feel full.